Gessyogbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring deer.

Gessyogbiss created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessyogbiss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gessyogbiss, it will turn you into a worm.

Gessyogbiss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gessyogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessyogbiss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.