Cedablist is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent grasshopper.

Cedablist created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedablist, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedablist, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cedablist's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cedablist's Holy Commandments

1. Cedablist loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not sprint in public.