Zigarnlak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, generous horse.

Zigarnlak created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigarnlak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigarnlak, he will cry a lot.

Zigarnlak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zigarnlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.