Zigarnlak is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, generous
horse.
Zigarnlak created the Sun three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zigarnlak, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Zigarnlak, he will cry a lot.
Zigarnlak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Zigarnlak's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
2. Never eat figs.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. You must never eat parsnips.
5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.