Bogsaddob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous grasshopper.

Bogsaddob created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogsaddob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogsaddob, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bogsaddob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bogsaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogsaddob.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Learn three new languages a year.