Witwaphot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic swan.

Witwaphot created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witwaphot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Witwaphot, it will come to you in dreams.

Witwaphot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Witwaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six birds approach from the south.

2. Never think about optics near sheep while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.