Watpasfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent salamander.

Watpasfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watpasfoss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Watpasfoss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Watpasfoss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Watpasfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from fawn geese for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.