Quillgovnut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil raven.

Quillgovnut created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgovnut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillgovnut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quillgovnut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Quillgovnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.