Vedyikcinlib is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, uncaring
snail.
Vedyikcinlib created the world seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vedyikcinlib, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Vedyikcinlib, he will ignore you.
Vedyikcinlib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Vedyikcinlib's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedyikcinlib.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Feed all hungry eagles.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.