Hotdisswon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable raven.

Hotdisswon created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdisswon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hotdisswon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hotdisswon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hotdisswon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Hotdisswon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing green shirts.