Citsugrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring parrot.

Citsugrot created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citsugrot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Citsugrot, he will turn you into a frog.

Citsugrot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Citsugrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.