Citsugrot is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring
parrot.
Citsugrot created matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Citsugrot, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Citsugrot, he will turn you into a frog.
Citsugrot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Citsugrot's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never write about ultrasonics.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Never mention horses.
5. Feed all hungry sheep.