Rakripwab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring spider.

Rakripwab created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakripwab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakripwab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rakripwab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rakripwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.