Tonkbenbudren is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident snake.

Tonkbenbudren created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbenbudren, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkbenbudren, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tonkbenbudren's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tonkbenbudren's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the east.

2. Never leap near dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing orange stockings.