Konxucflamsagsig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise meerkat.

Konxucflamsagsig created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konxucflamsagsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Konxucflamsagsig, he will turn you into a mole.

Konxucflamsagsig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Konxucflamsagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Always wear fawn.