Gablipjadlognakstafbest is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate zebra.

Gablipjadlognakstafbest created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablipjadlognakstafbest, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gablipjadlognakstafbest, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gablipjadlognakstafbest's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gablipjadlognakstafbest's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.