Sogsug Bopfenjat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable faun.

Sogsug Bopfenjat created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogsug Bopfenjat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogsug Bopfenjat, he will be very sad.

Sogsug Bopfenjat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sogsug Bopfenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hop in public.