Monnigmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, loving narwhal.

Monnigmin created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnigmin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Monnigmin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Monnigmin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Monnigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never paint your feet green.

5. Do not listen to music.