Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet otter.

Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megflatkamarpsugnarsin Gepcadmonviggepged.

3. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.