Hakpaszim is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil
capybara.
Hakpaszim created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakpaszim, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Hakpaszim, she will send you a sign.
Hakpaszim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Hakpaszim's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Put Hakpaszim first in all things.
3. Never sing near pigs.
4. Feed all hungry swans.
5. You must love Hakpaszim.