Wegranlop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic ant.

Wegranlop created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegranlop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegranlop, he will turn you into a mole.

Wegranlop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wegranlop's Holy Commandments

1. Wegranlop loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.