Fagzedcin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid dove.

Fagzedcin created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Fagzedcin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagzedcin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fagzedcin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fagzedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fagzedcin loves otters, so they must be respected.