Yattbughiv is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering
butterfly.
Yattbughiv created silver six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yattbughiv, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yattbughiv, it will turn you into a goat.
Yattbughiv's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Yattbughiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always obey Yattbughiv's priests.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never sing near dolphins.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.