Yattbughiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering butterfly.

Yattbughiv created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbughiv, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yattbughiv, it will turn you into a goat.

Yattbughiv's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yattbughiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Yattbughiv's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sing near dolphins.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.