Zodlegwot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying raccoon.

Zodlegwot created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodlegwot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodlegwot, it will turn you into a snail.

Zodlegwot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zodlegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.