Pashomwit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing yak.

Pashomwit created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pashomwit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pashomwit, he will be very unhappy.

Pashomwit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pashomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pashomwit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.