Cebtailhot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent dryad.

Cebtailhot created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebtailhot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebtailhot, he will manifest in front of you.

Cebtailhot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cebtailhot's Holy Commandments

1. Cebtailhot loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cebtailhot in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Cebtailhot nine times a day.