Legyarsad Tarsidmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud walrus.

Legyarsad Tarsidmis created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legyarsad Tarsidmis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legyarsad Tarsidmis, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legyarsad Tarsidmis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Legyarsad Tarsidmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shirts.

2. Legyarsad Tarsidmis loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from pink bats for they are unholy.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.