Likhogmit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy horse.

Likhogmit created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likhogmit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likhogmit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Likhogmit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Likhogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.