Zenwiglik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust crow.

Zenwiglik created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Zenwiglik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zenwiglik, it will strike you with lightening.

Zenwiglik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zenwiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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