Wot Yatkamzod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent hummingbird.

Wot Yatkamzod created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wot Yatkamzod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wot Yatkamzod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wot Yatkamzod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wot Yatkamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.