Jankadflan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, boastful gerbil.

Jankadflan created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Jankadflan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jankadflan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jankadflan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jankadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.