Yikfudmig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented centaur.

Yikfudmig created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfudmig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yikfudmig, she will remove you from existence.

Yikfudmig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yikfudmig's Holy Commandments

1. Yikfudmig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never feed strawberries to monkeys while wearing hats.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never wear yellow scarves.