Kemrangud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty crocodile.

Kemrangud created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kemrangud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemrangud, she will make you grow a tail.

Kemrangud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kemrangud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.