Dav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental troll.

Dav created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dav, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dav's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.