Zaktargfom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid shark.

Zaktargfom created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaktargfom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zaktargfom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zaktargfom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zaktargfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Zaktargfom on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.