Betlapbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited lion.

Betlapbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Betlapbaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Betlapbaf, he will remove you from existence.

Betlapbaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Betlapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Do not take Betlapbaf's name in vain.

5. Never mention eagles.