Citpitfut Godcabbafven is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident guinea pig.

Citpitfut Godcabbafven created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citpitfut Godcabbafven, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citpitfut Godcabbafven, it will turn you into a plant.

Citpitfut Godcabbafven's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Citpitfut Godcabbafven's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Citpitfut Godcabbafven's priests.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Citpitfut Godcabbafven must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Citpitfut Godcabbafven on top of important buildings.