Tiklarnyart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident centaur.

Tiklarnyart created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiklarnyart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiklarnyart, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tiklarnyart's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tiklarnyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.