Abyogaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless coyote.

Abyogaf created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyogaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Abyogaf, it will destroy your home planet.

Abyogaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Abyogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if three seals approach from the west.