Dissladcib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, humane wasp.

Dissladcib created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissladcib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dissladcib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dissladcib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dissladcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.