Fonyarlgonwik is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, caring
warg.
Fonyarlgonwik created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonyarlgonwik, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fonyarlgonwik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Fonyarlgonwik's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Fonyarlgonwik's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always look after injured hamsters.
3. Do not kill geese.
4. Hide from black bats for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about frogs.