Linran Stragdotyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane pig.

Linran Stragdotyatt created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linran Stragdotyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linran Stragdotyatt, it will be very sad.

Linran Stragdotyatt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Linran Stragdotyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Linran Stragdotyatt.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Linran Stragdotyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Linran Stragdotyatt on top of important buildings.