Nutsithim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage scorpion.

Nutsithim created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutsithim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nutsithim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nutsithim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nutsithim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.