Konlidsad Bonquagleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident dog.

Konlidsad Bonquagleg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konlidsad Bonquagleg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konlidsad Bonquagleg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Konlidsad Bonquagleg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Konlidsad Bonquagleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Konlidsad Bonquagleg on top of all buildings.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.