Dambadsog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish dryad.

Dambadsog created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambadsog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dambadsog, it will turn you into a worm.

Dambadsog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dambadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near great tits.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing indigo corsets and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.