Guntipmit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever crab.

Guntipmit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guntipmit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Guntipmit, she will turn you into a dog.

Guntipmit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Guntipmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Guntipmit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing blue trousers.