Mumorttonquart is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful butterfly.

Mumorttonquart created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumorttonquart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumorttonquart, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mumorttonquart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mumorttonquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

5. Put Mumorttonquart first in all things.