Futfottag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive bee.

Futfottag created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Futfottag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futfottag, she will manifest in front of you.

Futfottag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Futfottag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.