Farstiktap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful hare.

Farstiktap created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farstiktap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farstiktap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Farstiktap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farstiktap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.