Higmapwon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident jellyfish.

Higmapwon created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmapwon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Higmapwon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Higmapwon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Higmapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never chant in the presence of moths.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about galaxies.