Vadtiffastun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish fox.

Vadtiffastun created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtiffastun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadtiffastun, it will be very sad.

Vadtiffastun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vadtiffastun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing five platinum spheres on your back.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if six mites approach from the north.

4. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

5. Never look at planets.