Hasbedflam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish pigeon.

Hasbedflam created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbedflam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hasbedflam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hasbedflam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hasbedflam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasbedflam.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.